Does this look like the face of a teachers aide who got videotaped being gangbanged by students in the gym?

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A teacher’s aide is alleged to have had sex with three students while others stood by and filmed the sex romp.

Clarice Lee is accused of leading the six students to a deserted school gym where she had sex with a 16-year-old and committed sex acts on two others.

Three other students watched the 22-year-old woman have sex, with one of them even filming the event on his cell phone.

Lee was arrested after police received a tip about the sexual contact at Amphitheater High School in Tucson, Arizona.

School chiefs called the incident ‘shocking and appalling.’

The short video featuring the sex romp was seized by police after they spoke to the teens, whose ages ranged from 16 to 18 years old.

Detective Cindy Mechtel of the Tucson Police Department’s child sexual assault unit said the incident occurred Friday.

Police were told that that during lunch period Lee led the six students to an old gym on campus that is no longer used.

While in the gym, Lee had intercourse with a 16-year-old boy and sexual contact with two 18-year-old students, Mechtel said.

The other three students – one aged 17 and two aged 18 – watched while one of them recorded the incident on a cellphone.

Mechtel said the sex romp took minutes and she did not know if the video was shared with anyone or uploaded to the Internet.

Mechtel said the teacher knew the students from passing them in the hall, but the incident appeared to be spontaneous.

Where the fuck were teachers like this when i was in high school?  Your telling me that nowadays teachers are so sexually pent up they just snag up kids walking down the hallway and fuck their brains out in the gym?  This is some straight up naughty america first sex teacher shit right here.  If some 22 year old teachers aid asked me at 16 “hey Shake wanna fuck my brains out in the gym and some of your friends can record it” you bet your fucking ass I would be balls deep in this bitch so damn fast.  I dont even care that shes kinda busted or that two other dudes are going to be joining in either.  That story is legend status right there, after that story gets out all the chicks are gonna wanna break your dick off.  All the awesome rumors about how you impaled some slut teachers aide on those old school blue and yellow gym scooters.  The biggest travesty here is that this entire operation got shut down.  Which one of these little fuckers ratted this gangbanging slut out.  At first I thought it was definitely one of the kids who only got to record this random sexcapade but the more thought I gave it, it has to be one of the kids who only got “sexual contact”.  Like what the fuck does that even mean?  Did he only get to rub his dick on her tits and ass or something?  This kid is probably all pissed off he only got to rub his dick against this chicks face while his best friend is just fucking her brains out.  Listen up dude, just cause you didn’t get it in this time around doesn’t mean you get to ruin it for everyone else.  Whos to say this isnt gonna happen again?  Like if this bitch is just snagging up random students and fucking their brains out whos to say your not next?  You really think this was gonna be a one time thing?  Guess what bro, your never gonna know now and you’ve ruined it for the rest of the school.

research shows men need boobs for survival.

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Why do straight men devote so much headspace to those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping from women’s chests? Scientists have never satisfactorily explained men’s curious breast fixation, but now, a neuroscientist has struck upon an explanation that he says “just makes a lot of sense.”

Larry Young, a professor of psychiatry at Emory University who studies the neurological basis of complex social behaviors, thinks human evolution has harnessed an ancient neural circuit that originally evolved to strengthen the mother-infant bond during breast-feeding, and now uses this brain circuitry to strengthen the bond between couples as well. The result? Men, like babies, love breasts.

When a woman’s nipples are stimulated during breast-feeding, the neurochemical oxytocin, otherwise known as the “love drug,” floods her brain, helping to focus her attention and affection on her baby. But research over the past few years has shown that in humans, this circuitry isn’t reserved for exclusive use by infants.

Recent studies have found that nipple stimulation enhances sexual arousal in the great majority of women, and it activates the same brain areas as vaginal and clitoral stimulation. When a sexual partner touches, massages or nibbles a woman’s breasts, Young said, this triggers the release of oxytocin in the woman’s brain, just like what happens when a baby nurses. But in this context, the oxytocin focuses the woman’s attention on her sexual partner, strengthening her desire to bond with this person.

In other words, men can make themselves more desirable by stimulating a woman’s breasts during foreplay and sex. Evolution has, in a sense, made men want to do this. 

Attraction to breasts “is a brain organization effect that occurs in straight males when they go through puberty,” Young told Life’s Little Mysteries. “Evolution has selected for this brain organization in men that makes them attracted to the breasts in a sexual context, because the outcome is that it activates the female bonding circuit, making women feel more bonded with him. It’s a behavior that males have evolved in order to stimulate the female’s maternal bonding circuitry.”

Theres a lot of sciency mumbo jumbo here to sort through but from what I can gather from this article is that men need boobs for survival.  Makes perfect sense to me.  Whether were surviving off moms breast milk as kids or just trying to suck on every pair of tits we see as adults.  Pleasuring boobs is definitely the driving factor in my life.  The second I wake up the first thought rushing through my mind is when can I get some breakfast boob.  This is gotta be the reason I love boob-shaped foods too right?  Also explains that when I’m at work im giving more thought to what my favorite type of boob is, side, under, huge cleavage, ect.  Now your’e telling me that its because I am subconsciously being taught as a baby that the way to get women to let me see their boobs is by playing with them?  This also explains why women put so much time and effort into having their tits look so awesome, they want to be sucked on.  Its science, cant argue with science.

PS-What does this mean for gay dudes?  Like were all gay dudes exposed to sucking a dick as a child and thats why they want to do it later in life?  Science is weird.

NYC No Pants subway ride as boner killing as I expected

Could use some sun bitch

thunder thighs

Is this even a chick?

I REALLY hope this asshole got fired

There you have it folks.  This is clearly an event only ugly assholes participate in.  Nothing but pasty white people who havent seen the sun since the summer and feel no need to get their melanoma on in the tanning booths.  Only good thing about this was all the random black guys staring at these people.

Tamara Ecclestone is murdering this dress

She just Ray Lewised this dress.  Straight up murder…

Texas state offical just bitch slapped all of New York’s gun laws

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Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott has a message for New York gun owners: Come to Texas, and bring your guns with you.

“Texas is better than New York, and New York just gave us another excuse to say that,” Abbott, a Republican, said on Thursday, after ads extolling Texas appeared on several media websites.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a Democrat, signed sweeping gun-control legislation earlier this week expanding the state’s ban on assault weapons and putting limits on ammunition capacity in the wake of last month’s school shootings in Connecticut.

Abbott, a possible candidate for governor of Texas in next year’s election, used campaign money to buy ads on websites of news organizations in New York City and Albany.

One ad says in classic Western script: “WANTED: Law abiding New York gun owners seeking lower taxes and greater opportunities.”

Clicking on the ad leads to a Facebook page touting the virtues of Texas, including the fact that the state has no income tax so “you’ll be able to keep more of what you earn and use that extra money to buy more ammo.”

Abbott told Reuters the ads are a “way to tweak our liberal friends up in the Northeast.”

“It is tongue in cheek, but there is a deeper message here,” he said. “Texas really does stand as the last bastion of ultimate freedom in this country. Over the last decade, more than 4 million people moved to this state, and one reason is freedom and one reason is economic opportunity.”

Abbott has said he will file a federal lawsuit to throw out any nationwide gun restrictions implemented by Congress.

What a fucking power move by this attorney general.  I mean he just jizzed a giant load of oil right into the state of New York’s mouth and made it swallow.  I mean Texas is so hot right now I cant even stand it.  You have this guy just calling the entire State of New York pussy, you got Johnny Football running train on the college football scene and the co-eds all while telling his AD to suck it.  You have the Texas Longhorns getting voted with the hottest females on campus and this picture.

  You got Uncle Rex of Exxon Mobile pulling in trillion dollar quarters and constant warm weather.  Now they are telling New Yorkers to come on down and bring their guns with.  Like the man says no state taxes so use the rest that cash on some ammo and blow some shit up.  New York you better step your appeal up cause last time I talked to anyone no one was calling New York “the last bastion of ultimate freedom in this country” and no one is moving to New York for economic opportunity, there moving there so they can live in Brooklyn and be a hipster asshole.  Well I am fucking sold.  I’ll see all you fuckers in the lone star state.

why you should watch porn on the 11 least watched porn days

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The website Pornhub.com is one of the most popular adult destinations online. How does a site manage to rise to that level of prominence in the Internet’s infinite wasteland of filth? By giving away millions of videos for free.

Thanks to its popularity, the site’s traffic is a fairly representative gauge of how many people are viewing pornography on any given day. And last week, they analyzed their U.S. traffic from 2012 to determine the days when Americans watch the most and least pornography.

They only released a few of the results online but their media relations people were great about getting me the top 11 results for both most and least pornographic days. It’s interesting. I’ve emailed medical journals, academics, hobbyists, world record holders, major media organizations, authors, blogs and businesses — and no one has been as receptive and quick as the people running a massive free porn website.

Ok so this article is a couple days old but everything in the news is about Manti fucking Ta’o so instead of feeding the beast that is the fake gf story I am going to explain to you why you should feel no shame in watching some porn on these 11 days.

11. Valentines day-How the fuck did this day make the list for LEAST watched porn day!?!?!?  I know WAYYYY more single people than couples.  I feel like if anything this one should make the list for top watched porn day.  Maybe people feel ashamed to rub one out when they are single and alone.  Well I’m not.  No date for valentines day?  Find a nice POV with your favorite porn skank and do your thing.

10. Fathers day-Again another shocker, I feel like any good dad is gonna be happy your son is chilling cracking stick to some nice quality porno.  Yeah sure I’m sure he’d be happier if your were laying pipe but at least he knows your dick is working.

9&8. Memorial day weekend-errrrrrr this one is kinda hard to defend.  You probably should be out there getting fucking shitfaced with your friends and not hiding away in your room producing knuckle children.  But hey I said its hard not impossible!  First of all who said you have to watch porn alone?  Pretty sure drunk sluts are always down to watch porn, so find yourself some chick ready to give up some pussy, throw on some porn to set the mood and really get the girl going and give it to her hard with Jynx Maze moaning in the background.

7.Super storm Sandy– unless like 90% of porn is watched in NYC and New Jersey this one being on the list really disappoints me.  How does a few places not having power effect the rest of the countries ability to watch porn?  If anything people should have counted their blessings and watched extra porn for the people on NY and NJ with no power.

6. New Years day– Again really confused as to this one making the list.  New Years Eve maybe cause everyone is traveling and getting ready for a night of drinking but New Years day?  I mean am I the only person in the world who needs to rub one out in the morning to help with my hangover?  Seriously that has been my go to move to help with the day after a heavy night of drinking for years!  I cant be the only one doing it.  Well based off the numbers maybe I am.

5. 4th of July-Cant defend this one.  Go get drunk

4.Christmas Eve– I mean besides the family obligations you have which at most only take a few hours whats this doing here?  I get people go see family, have holiday services and all that but does it really take all damn day?  Shit man I literally could not think of a better time to watch some porn, after you’ve finished up with all that family hullabaloo pull up some porn, knock one out and sleep like a baby and wait for santa to come give you presents in the morning.

3. Easter– Again do these church things take all day?  I’ll be the first to admit I dont know anything about what people do on easter besides eat dinner with their family and go to church but I dont feel like this adds any guilt or takes up time where you cant watch some quality XXX.  Also rabbits are really fucking gay animals so you should probably watch some porn to cancel out the easter bunnys visit.

2.Thanksgiving-Do people really wanna spend their turkey day watching the lions and cowboys every years?  This ones a no brainer, the thanksgiving day games always suck, watch porn instead.

1.Christmas-Well if you havent been watching porn cause you think santa is making his list and checking it twice than whats the fear at this point.  The fat man is in route to deliver the gifts at this point and you know if your getting a present or coal.  Might as well knock one out while you wait for your gifts, or after you get them.

Here is the real list of days where porn should be at a low

1. Mothers day–  Nothing grosser than watching porn on the day to celebrate the woman who squeezed you out of her vagina.

thats it

Katherine Webb’s gonna cover the super bowl for inside edition…and no body cares

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Katherine Webb came off as pretty sharp after her fame blew up during the BCS Championship Game, and she’s smartly taking advantage of her instant celebrity.

Webb, Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend and Miss Alabama, announced on Twitter that she will be covering the Super Bowl for “Inside Edition.” Maybe she wants a television career (she came off well during her “Today” show interview, for what it’s worth), or maybe she wants to have some fun and get a free trip to New Orleans. Either way, good for her.

I’m gonna be honest if her 15 minutes of fame dont end with a spread in playboy im gonna be pretty disappointed.

Women find way to make breast feeding even more disturbing

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An Australian mother who felt that she was being constantly judged for breastfeeding her son in public has created a novelty accessory to get her own back: the Boob Beanie.

Designed to give disapproving onlookers a shock while keeping an infant’s head warm these hand crocheted cotton hats come in 3 sizes to fit 0 to 12 months and cost AU $17.95 (£12).

The unisex beanies are also available in two colour combinations – flesh/pink and flesh/brown – and have been designed to look like the real thing.

The product website says: ‘In a society where breasts are more accepted as sexual objects than their original intended purpose these beanies aim to get a little of our own back!

‘Here’s every mum’s chance to generate some shock value, while serving a very important purpose of protecting your loved ones head.

‘Enjoy laughing at the double takes and seeing the reaction for doing what just comes naturally.’ 

And big babies needn’t feel left out either there’s a one size fits all adult beanie priced at AU $25.95 (£17).

This is such a chick thing to do.  “Oh were gonna take something that everyone thinks is gross, we know everyone thinks that and make it even more awkward!”  And the entire notion that this thing is meant to help breasts be accepted for their intended purposes instead of sexual objects is so ass-backwards.  Breasts are sexual fucking objects you idiots!  Why do you think there are millions of bra’s out there to make women’s tits look perky and awesome!?  Why do men become so primal and animalistic when a nice pair of tits is present?  Cause thats what nature intended them for!  Not one person on this planet thinks that boobs are not sex objects.  And lets clear one thing up right now ladies, the ONLY time we are not checking your tits out is when you are breast feeding.  I swear chicks are so narcissistic some times.  No need to pay 18 bucks to make yourself look more socially awkward then you already are with your tits in the mouth of an X month old.

EVERYTHING Ray Lewis does scares me. He scares me when he dances his way onto the field, he scares me when he tackles someone from an inch of their life, he scares me when he eats breakfast and when he sleeps. So you can bet your ass this 30ft laser show of him dancing around about to tackle the building next it is scares the fucking shit outta me! I want nothing to do with this at all. You will not find me in a thousand mile radius of this building and if you do you can bet your ass I will be running in the opposite direction. Anyone who thinks otherwise can fuck with this godzilla sized Ray Ray and end up smushed at the bottom of giant Rays cleat.

NBA cant figure out why every team doesnt sell out games

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So, why aren’t you going to NBA games?

Is it because you’re a weirdo, and don’t like the league? That can’t be the case, because you’re reading this website. Is it because you live too far away from an NBA arena? Fair enough, though there are 28 cities to chose from, including two teams apiece in New York and Los Angeles. Parking prices? Concession ripoffs? Poor sight lines? Can’t stand that guy that yells “ev-ry-bo-dy clap your hands?” All of these make sense.

It can’t be the ticket prices, though. For a few teams, at least. More and more NBA teams are basically giving away tickets to games, offering free ticket specials or $1 deals on ducats. Several ticket pricing websites are often reduced to selling tickets for literal pocket change on game days, and yet fans still aren’t showing up. From a report from TIME, as put together by Bill Tuttle:

According to ESPN statistics, the Pistons are averaging 13,272 tickets sold per home game, and they play in the 21,000-seat Palace arena. Some of these “sold” tickets are given away free, and many more ticket holders simply don’t show up. The net result is a sea of unoccupied seats in the Palace, as fans who watch the games on TV can attest.

 

Essentially the same scene is being played out at several NBA arenas this season. The Pistons are hardly the only team finding it difficult to attract fans. To boost attendance, the Milwaukee Bucks (fourth-worst in league attendance) have been hosting promotions like “Buck Night,” when tickets for kids 14 and under are $1, and hot dogs sell for just $1 as well. (Naturally, the event took place when the Bucks were playing the Pistons.)

Entertainment sways aside, there’s a good reason why a whole lot of fans don’t follow through on using those free or discounted tickets. It’s the same reason you just let a whole sheet of coupons expire, or declined to take advantage of the free local municipal entertainment your city surely offers.

It’s because it’s free. Who cares, when you’re not taking in entertainment you’ve already paid for? This is why the Pistons have cut back on free tickets. From the Detroit News:

“If you rely on free tickets too heavily, it undermines the pricing structure,” said Andrew Zimbalist, economist at Smith College in Northampton, Mass. “If you have a regular ticket and you’re sitting next to someone who got theirs free, that undercuts the value of your ticket.

“And you can, like the Pistons are, get away from that by offering other inducements that maintain the underlying integrity of the pricing structure.”

[President and CEO of Palace Sports Dennis] Mannion agreed, saying that giving away tickets generates “very low” revenue from parking and concessions.

“You also have high no-show rates with free tickets,” he said.

Which brings us back to the original point. If you can secure free or heavily discounted tickets through either the team or ticket brokering sites, why not take in that night’s contest? Even if it is against the Sacramento Kings?

Wait every team in the NBA doesnt get maximum capacity crowds?  When did this start happening?  You cant possibly sit there and tell me that for only $1 a ticket you cant sell out the insanity that would be a Bucks Pistons regular season game with their combined record of 33-42.  Your telling me that the people of Cleveland dont want to drive through the snow of winter to watch the cavs play the wizards and the combined win total of 16?  Lunacy!  What could possibly be causing the NBA’s drought in attendance?  It certainly isnt the over saturated market that only has 16 teams with winning records or a league full of prima donna overpaid players who bitch about every foul call in the world.  No not a chance in hell its that.  You have to love this economist from Smith College to explaining the economics behind devaluing the ticket by giving them away for nothing.  Yep thats exactly why no body shows up to the Charlotte bobcats games.  Not because the team has less than 10 wins or that no body can name one player on the roster.  Man with people like this teaching economics no wonder America is kicking so much ass right now money-wise.  I guess the real answer is only the major market teams dont have bandwagon fans.