Well, he can’t have it all.
Joe Flacco, starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens, can throw a football a miraculous 70 yards. He can toss a ball so well that one analyst said he has the strongest arm in the NFL.
But in regular day-to-day life, the man with the incredible arm is not nearly as exciting as he is on the field, his father says.
‘Joe is dull,’ Steve Flacco told the New York Times in a recent telephone interview. ‘As dull as he is portrayed in the media, he’s that dull. He is dull.’
You know how you can tell whether or not you are a fucking loser? If you are the quarterback for one of the teams in the superbowl and your dad flat out calls you “dull”. Who the fuck calls anyone dull? You have to be one fucking massive pussy to be referred to as dull. I think the only way his dad could have disrespected Joe any worse is if he had called him Shane Falco. I can just picture Flacco in college, probably transferred in from Pitt cause he had some long-distance girlfriend that was threatening to dump him if he didnt go to Delaware. Then he gets there and instead of running train on the entire student body the way Johnny Football does it, Flacco probably just sits in his dorm room playing dungeons and dragons with the kicker and punter cause they are the only ones on the team who actually like him. Then he gets to the pros and does he live it up? No, he continues to hide underneath his eyebrows like a cowardly squid. Listen up Flacco, start living life like a fucking man and doing the shit pro-athletes can do like get away with murder like your teammate.
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