This UT vs Texas A&M law needs to pass so bad its not even funny

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A bill that would require the University of Texas at Austin and Texas A&M University to face each other on the football field every year was filed on Monday by state Rep. Ryan Guillen, D-Rio Grande City.

The two flagship universities had a longstanding football rivalry, playing each other every year from 1914 until this past season. That all came to an end in 2012 following A&M’s move to the Southeastern Conference.

“This game is as much a Texas tradition as cowboy boots and barbeque,” Guillen, an A&M graduate, said. “The purpose of the bill is to put the eyes of Texas upon our two greatest universities to restore this sacred Texas tradition.”

House Bill 778, as filed, does not specify when the game should occur, but it does offer a penalty should it fail to happen: Whichever institution refused to participate in the showdown would suffer restrictions on its athletic scholarships.

Guillen, an A&M graduate, said it was too early to tell whether the legislation had a shot, but he said it was important to begin a dialogue about restoring the annual tradition.

“I think the people of Texas want a game, and we’re trying to get them one,” he said.

I’ve said it before and I will say it again.  Texas is on fucking fire right now, these guys have their fucking priorities in line.  You think the Texas government gives a fuck about whatever else is going on in the news?  No they care about football and money, so lets do what the rest of the country cant do and create some fucking revenue for our state by bringing back one of the best and oldest rivalries in college sports.  Seriously get these two schools playing again!  Have you ever been to Austin or College Station?   The amount of hot chicks that would be in attendance alone makes it 10000000% worth it. 

Now more than ever this rivalry should be branded into Texas’s law-books.  On one side you have A&M with Johnny Football who is the hottest thing in college football right now, Heisman trophy winner, KING of laying pipe to slutty college co-eds and renegade casino gambler.  I mean the guy is literally a riverboat gambler and most bad ass personality in college sports.  On the other side you have UT at Austin, the longhorn is unquestionable the coolest logo in college sports, they just spit in the face of the rest of college sports with their own tv network.  At the end of the day the money and hot chicks that this game generates would be stupid for the state Texas not to pass this law and make UT and A&M play every year, cause at the end of the day those are the only two things that really matter.

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